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小孩子英语笑话五则

英语笑话都是简单易懂的,不仅放松学习压力,还能看看英语怎么表达幽默。下面vipjr青少儿英语把经典的小孩子笑话分享给同学们一起学习,一起爆笑放松!有时候能够说一口流利的英语笑话真的很棒。

经典小孩子笑话:

1.新老师  

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? Asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

91日, 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说336, 可后来又说24也得6

2.好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”

3.拳击和赛跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight."

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box."

Dan: "Im teaching him how to run, too."

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?

丹:“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

4.小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问孩子的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

5.两块蛋糕

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

看完这些笑话你有没有笑呢?这些笑话是从小孩子笑话中选出来的,如果您觉得太过简单,vipjr下次挑选一批有难度的笑话出来,到时候看看您是否能理解美国式的幽默。

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